Why PunkDog really is the home of original beer labels

01.04.10 by James

Here at PunkDog we’re pretty darn proud about the fact that you can personalise our beer labels and brews for absolutely any occasion. While we’re more than happy for you to get creative for birthdays, Christmases and anniversaries we think it’s about time to branch out into other kinds of celebrations that are currently untapped personalisation real estate.

Take break-ups for example. We’ve all experienced a relationship where it’s time to pull the plug but fathoming the words to do so seems more hassle than it’s worth. Now’s the perfect time to unleash the ‘You’re dumped’ label. The ‘You’re dumped’ label easily gets across what needs to be said but still gives you the peace of mind that your newly jilted lover will at least be able to sit back and reminisce about the good times over a chilled bottle of BrewDog.

Running with this theme, we’re also thinking that employers could benefit from the simplicity of PunkDog and start their own line of ‘You’ve been fired’ labels. We’re not entirely sure where this method of sacking fits with the 2008 Employment Act but we’re pretty certain the forward thinking and innovative approach to ‘sacking by beer label’ would have the courts on your side in the event of any impending employment tribunal.

Finally, PunkDog are firm believers in doing the time if you’ve done the crime but there’s no reason why personalised beer can’t put in an appearance at that final send-off before the slammer. There’s never been a better time to have a drink before the clink courtesy of PunkDog’s ‘Congratulations! State holiday!’ labels. We recommend branding up a couple of bottles of Punk IPA because let’s face it, there ain’t no pale ale inside the jail.

Thought of any other alternative celebrations that PunkDog could make even more original? Give us a holler in the comments box below or, even better, send us your labels.

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